Boss-across-the-hall update

He is maxing out my bullshit capabilities today. He and the other managers are developing a Power Point show to introduce our department to the rest of the organization. Needless to say, the race is on to see which boss can devise the baddest-ass motto for his or her division. I’m in charge for our group:

  • Business Intelligence conveniently fosters and authoritatively integrates professional intellectual capital in order to solve business problems and facilitate 100% internal and external customer satisfaction (via Catbert’s Random Mission Statement Generator)
  • Business Intelligence: Creating raging flowcharts and head-spinning reports since 1999 (a little help from David Rees)

Boss-across-the-hall is going with option one.

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3 Responses to “Boss-across-the-hall update”  

  1. Gravatar Icon 1 DCA

    How about, “Business Intelligence: it’s not just an oxymoron.”

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 Tin

    If only I’d had access to the random mission statement generator sooner; it would have saved me many wasted hours in ‘blue sky thinking’ and ‘thought shower’ sessions.

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 Becky

    For anyone else who didn’t know…after nosing around on Google, I found out that “blue sky thinking” and “thought showers” mean brainstorming. Love the British touch on Good Grief!