Googlism catchphrase
Published by Becky S May 18th, 2004 in miscellaneous fluffI’ve been thinking about a catchphrase for this weblog. You know, one of those snooty descriptions that follows the title: Good Grief! Displaying my expertise and brilliant insights into technology, art, politics, metalsmithing, literature, sports, travel, handbags, internet men, and anything else that strikes my fancy. And then, of course, I’d have to change the picture on the about page. Really, looking directly at the camera and smiling is so old school. I would need to strike a thoughtful pose and do an extreme close-up.
But back to the catchphrase. The subject of Googlism came up over the weekend, and it might be the solution. In an effort to limit egocentric internet activity (except for having a weblog, of course), I’ve refrained from Googlism for a long time. For those who don’t know, Googlism.com reveals what the Google search engine thinks of you (or your ex, or your hometown, or your favorite sports mascot). For example, typing “Becky S” into Googlism reveals the following:
becky s is a crusty firedancer who likes a good fart
Alternately, putting in “Good Grief” turns up many gems, several of which are tagline candidates:
- good grief is a unique take on the plight of the supreme leader.
- good grief is available in paperback for $2.
- good grief is that which leads to repentance.
- good grief is strangely loveable.
- good grief is offered six times a year.
- good grief is simple to read.
I might go with the first one.
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How about “Good grief, you blockhead?”
Or maybe “bloghead?”
I’m worried that United Features Syndicate would come after me if I used the blockhead/bloghead suggestion. They certainly didn’t have a sense of humor about the Hey Ya thing.
I’m now leaning more towards the $2 paperback line.
I started reading Good Grief! in the hope that it would lead to repentance. It hasn’t done so far but, as I’ve learned about the Phillie Phanatic and Mr Softee in the process, I’m prepared to give it more time.
Thanks for hanging in there, Tintil. The real question is–would you pay $2 (about £1.50?) for the paperback?
No wait–that’s backwards. £3?
Dang. According to an alert reader, I was closer the first time. The Yahoo! Finance Currency Converter says that $2.00 = £1.12. When are the Brits make it easier for us stupid Americans and get on the Euro bandwagon?
I’d be more than willing to pay £1.12. However, from past experience, the guys at HM Customs & Excise would slap £50 import tax on top. If you can find someone to smuggle it over we may have a deal.