Becky the Whore?
Published by Becky S June 15th, 2004 in miscellaneous fluffI’m not one to go around judging other peoples’ Google searches. If you arrive at Good Grief! seeking information on spandex men in the philly area or tuvalu scams or Mick Jaggar’s tongue, well, thanks for stopping by.
But Becky the Whore? Listen, the whole construction worker flashing incident was an accident. And it’s not really my fault if I inspire fights between Viggo Mortensen and Short shorts guy.
PS I don’t know who this crack whore becky poseur is, but if she doesn’t watch out, I’m gonna bump her from the number one and two spots!
UPDATE 6/18/04: As of right now, Good Grief! is the number one Google result for a search on “Becky the Whore.” I rule!
UPDATE II: My new Google-whoring technique is so unstoppable that other people are trying to imitate it! Hey, Mike–sex god is a pretty generic search term. Maybe you should shoot for sex god geek or Philly sex god.
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I didn’t see any comments on this one so I was going to make one. Until I remembered you take kickboxing and already kicked me without making any comments on “Becky the Whore.” I think I will err on the side of caution and end it here.
Becky, just because Superwomen has girled you up, doesn’t mean you are a whore.
Also, a terrifying concept: gross short shorts guy is multiplying: there are two at my gym. One is in my fitness-nazi class–I make sure not to stand in a visual sight line of him because we do so many squats. The other rambles about looking at the ladies in the main cardio/weight room. As an interesting twist, he pulls his turquoise shorts high up to his waist, keeps them in place with a belt (around a considerable girth), making them super short in the legs. Not to be ageist, but both are over 60 with plenty of loose flesh flapping around.
I’m sorry–is this an example of being too real?
becky becky becky–you simply cannot look to your visitor stats for affirmation. it’s a futile (though the day someone hit me after google searching )and empty exercise in self-affirmation.
Google cannot reflect that reality that is you, becky, it can only reflect a poorly replicated semblance of the beauty that is our good grief becky.
Whore on.
UPDATE 6/18/04: As of right now, Good Grief! is the number one Google result for a search on “Becky the Whore.” I rule!
Well there is fridge material for your parents. I am sure they are proud of you.
“I think I will err on the side of caution and end it here.”
Promises, promises.