Urinal Equality?

A Sassy J guest post!

As any woman can attest to, our anatomy and the oversight of architects and builders (whom think that equal size bathrooms for men and women in any public venue are adequate), force us to perform strange dances and exercise interior muscles while desperately waiting for “the girls room” to become available. Naysayers will say all that time waiting is due to the girlie girls primping. But we’ve all been in those multiple person restrooms, and there is always a line at least twice the size for us versus the men. Unisex bathrooms are one solution. However, how about grabbing a pink plastic funnel and peeing standing up? Apparently, we can enjoy the fast and upright relief men take for granted by using a she-pee. But how will we learn to write our names in the snow? Thanks to Superwoman for pointing this advancement (?) for womankind out to me.

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3 Responses to “Urinal Equality?”  

  1. Gravatar Icon 1 Anonymous

    Well, there’s always the Stadium Gal: http://www.stadiumgal.com/stadiumgal.html

    Of course, this may limit your wardrobe options.

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 Sassy J

    The stadium gal should limit her beer intake if she can’t make it to the restroom. People actually pee in public and have a urine bag sitting on their calf for convenience? Why not just wear Depends?

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 Dana

    i’ll maintain my sitting posture–thanks.
    IS there splash guard for your legs?? EW!