Let’s go shopping!

Wait—come back, male readers! I’m not talking about wasting a Saturday schlepping from store to store at the god-awful suburban mega mall and telling your girlfriend over and over again that those pants do not make her butt look big.

I’m talking about internet shopping, silly. People sent me a bunch of links this week; I’m not sure why they think I need these particular products:

That last item is not a political statement so much as a nod to the ever-diminishing turnaround time between silly events and the inevitable corresponding website and t-shirt. That is progress!

No Tags