If Google is broken, then the terrorists have already won
Published by Becky S July 26th, 2004 in tech, wtf?Oh my stars and garters! Is this the work of Al Queda? Did I spell Al Queda correctly? Without the all-knowing Google, I am helpless. Helpless!
Try rebooting.
http://money.cnn.com/2004/07/26/technology/google_site/index.htm?cnn=yes
Looks like an internet worm some script kiddie hacked up is the culprit.
Script kiddies can break Google? We are doomed. Doomed!
oh my stars and garters??
Get out of lancaster NOW!
WHILE THERE IS STILL TIME!
I am not in Lancaster County. It is 7:30 PM on a beautiful summer evening, and I’m here in the soulless office park debugging this query that makes one of our applications run like molasses in January. And who is responsible for this monstrous procedure, complete with big ass correlated subquery? Why, it is me!
I went to Google for help, only to be turned away. And now I will be unable to return my video to the library on time, which will result in a $3 fine. Fucking script kiddies.
I said “oh my stars and garters” ‘cuz I didn’t want to cuss on the website.
Script kiddies make the Baby Jesus cry.
I am against them, in general, and especially when they make me waste time running around my office making sure 100 computers are patched.
But, on the plus side it looks like Google is back up and running like a good Google should.
mmm-yes
we would want swearing to be seen on a blog where one of the most annoying commenters is known as a crack whore.
Dana, I’m so glad you’ve taken on the handle “crack whore”–and you should not be reformed–since you are the best of all the whores! So much more to work with than Dana P.