Comments on: If Google is broken, then the terrorists have already won http://doesthisblogmakemybuttlookbig.com/2004/07/26/if-google-is-broken-then-the-terrorists-have-already-won/ Does This Blog Make My Butt Look Big? Tue, 06 Jan 2009 06:14:04 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.1 by: Sassy J http://doesthisblogmakemybuttlookbig.com/2004/07/26/if-google-is-broken-then-the-terrorists-have-already-won/#comment-880 Tue, 27 Jul 2004 19:48:25 +0000 http://doesthisblogmakemybuttlookbig.com/2004/07/26/if-google-is-broken-then-the-terrorists-have-already-won/#comment-880 Dana, I'm so glad you've taken on the handle "crack whore"--and you should not be reformed--since you are the best of all the whores! So much more to work with than Dana P. Dana, I’m so glad you’ve taken on the handle “crack whore”–and you should not be reformed–since you are the best of all the whores! So much more to work with than Dana P.

]]> by: Dana (the crack REFORMED whore) http://doesthisblogmakemybuttlookbig.com/2004/07/26/if-google-is-broken-then-the-terrorists-have-already-won/#comment-879 Tue, 27 Jul 2004 04:02:13 +0000 http://doesthisblogmakemybuttlookbig.com/2004/07/26/if-google-is-broken-then-the-terrorists-have-already-won/#comment-879 mmm-yes we would want swearing to be seen on a blog where one of the most annoying commenters is known as a crack whore. mmm-yes
we would want swearing to be seen on a blog where one of the most annoying commenters is known as a crack whore.

]]> by: Scott http://doesthisblogmakemybuttlookbig.com/2004/07/26/if-google-is-broken-then-the-terrorists-have-already-won/#comment-878 Tue, 27 Jul 2004 02:41:21 +0000 http://doesthisblogmakemybuttlookbig.com/2004/07/26/if-google-is-broken-then-the-terrorists-have-already-won/#comment-878 Script kiddies make the Baby Jesus cry. I am against them, in general, and especially when they make me waste time running around my office making sure 100 computers are patched. But, on the plus side it looks like Google is back up and running like a good Google should. Script kiddies make the Baby Jesus cry.

I am against them, in general, and especially when they make me waste time running around my office making sure 100 computers are patched.

But, on the plus side it looks like Google is back up and running like a good Google should.

]]> by: Becky http://doesthisblogmakemybuttlookbig.com/2004/07/26/if-google-is-broken-then-the-terrorists-have-already-won/#comment-877 Tue, 27 Jul 2004 02:30:57 +0000 http://doesthisblogmakemybuttlookbig.com/2004/07/26/if-google-is-broken-then-the-terrorists-have-already-won/#comment-877 I am not in Lancaster County. It is 7:30 PM on a beautiful summer evening, and I'm here in the soulless office park debugging this query that makes one of our applications run like molasses in January. And who is responsible for this monstrous procedure, complete with big ass correlated subquery? Why, it is me! I went to Google for help, only to be turned away. And now I will be unable to return my video to the library on time, which will result in a $3 fine. Fucking script kiddies. I said "oh my stars and garters" 'cuz I didn't want to cuss on the website. I am not in Lancaster County. It is 7:30 PM on a beautiful summer evening, and I’m here in the soulless office park debugging this query that makes one of our applications run like molasses in January. And who is responsible for this monstrous procedure, complete with big ass correlated subquery? Why, it is me!

I went to Google for help, only to be turned away. And now I will be unable to return my video to the library on time, which will result in a $3 fine. Fucking script kiddies.

I said “oh my stars and garters” ‘cuz I didn’t want to cuss on the website.

]]> by: Dana (the crack REFORMED whore) http://doesthisblogmakemybuttlookbig.com/2004/07/26/if-google-is-broken-then-the-terrorists-have-already-won/#comment-876 Tue, 27 Jul 2004 01:43:47 +0000 http://doesthisblogmakemybuttlookbig.com/2004/07/26/if-google-is-broken-then-the-terrorists-have-already-won/#comment-876 oh my stars and garters?? Get out of lancaster NOW! WHILE THERE IS STILL TIME! oh my stars and garters??

Get out of lancaster NOW!
WHILE THERE IS STILL TIME!

]]> by: Becky http://doesthisblogmakemybuttlookbig.com/2004/07/26/if-google-is-broken-then-the-terrorists-have-already-won/#comment-875 Tue, 27 Jul 2004 00:26:10 +0000 http://doesthisblogmakemybuttlookbig.com/2004/07/26/if-google-is-broken-then-the-terrorists-have-already-won/#comment-875 Script kiddies can break Google? We are doomed. Doomed! Script kiddies can break Google? We are doomed. Doomed!

]]> by: Scott http://doesthisblogmakemybuttlookbig.com/2004/07/26/if-google-is-broken-then-the-terrorists-have-already-won/#comment-874 Mon, 26 Jul 2004 23:58:53 +0000 http://doesthisblogmakemybuttlookbig.com/2004/07/26/if-google-is-broken-then-the-terrorists-have-already-won/#comment-874 http://money.cnn.com/2004/07/26/technology/google_site/index.htm?cnn=yes Looks like an internet worm some script kiddie hacked up is the culprit. http://money.cnn.com/2004/07/26/technology/google_site/index.htm?cnn=yes

Looks like an internet worm some script kiddie hacked up is the culprit.

]]> by: Clair http://doesthisblogmakemybuttlookbig.com/2004/07/26/if-google-is-broken-then-the-terrorists-have-already-won/#comment-873 Mon, 26 Jul 2004 23:03:04 +0000 http://doesthisblogmakemybuttlookbig.com/2004/07/26/if-google-is-broken-then-the-terrorists-have-already-won/#comment-873 Try rebooting. Try rebooting.

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