http://doesthisblogmakemybuttlookbig.com/2004/07/26/melville-and-word-processors-the-one-with-the-animated-whale-gif/ Does This Blog Make My Butt Look Big? Tue, 06 Jan 2009 18:32:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.1 http://doesthisblogmakemybuttlookbig.com/2004/07/26/melville-and-word-processors-the-one-with-the-animated-whale-gif/#comment-891 Tue, 03 Aug 2004 02:16:55 +0000 http://doesthisblogmakemybuttlookbig.com/2004/07/26/melville-and-word-processors-the-one-with-the-animated-whale-gif/#comment-891 I tend to believe that word processing enhances creativity. I revised that opening whopper twice whereas an old Selectric would have caused me to write...Word Processing will never establish itself. Incidently the company that championed WP and plated it to the public is no longer with us. Wang. Recall also Wordstar, Word Perfect, etc. I tend to believe that word processing enhances creativity. I revised that opening whopper twice whereas an old Selectric would have caused me to write…Word Processing will never establish itself. Incidently the company that championed WP and plated it to the public is no longer with us. Wang. Recall also Wordstar, Word Perfect, etc.

]]> http://doesthisblogmakemybuttlookbig.com/2004/07/26/melville-and-word-processors-the-one-with-the-animated-whale-gif/#comment-890 Wed, 28 Jul 2004 19:43:56 +0000 http://doesthisblogmakemybuttlookbig.com/2004/07/26/melville-and-word-processors-the-one-with-the-animated-whale-gif/#comment-890 Tintil, I don't think your relationship with Natasha is working out. Make a clean break and move on. Tintil, I don’t think your relationship with Natasha is working out. Make a clean break and move on.

]]> http://doesthisblogmakemybuttlookbig.com/2004/07/26/melville-and-word-processors-the-one-with-the-animated-whale-gif/#comment-889 Wed, 28 Jul 2004 16:55:10 +0000 http://doesthisblogmakemybuttlookbig.com/2004/07/26/melville-and-word-processors-the-one-with-the-animated-whale-gif/#comment-889 In all my life, I have never set eyes upon such a beautiful piece of animated clip-art. My own efforts pale in comparison. In all my life, I have never set eyes upon such a beautiful piece of animated clip-art. My own efforts pale in comparison.

]]> http://doesthisblogmakemybuttlookbig.com/2004/07/26/melville-and-word-processors-the-one-with-the-animated-whale-gif/#comment-888 Wed, 28 Jul 2004 04:16:01 +0000 http://doesthisblogmakemybuttlookbig.com/2004/07/26/melville-and-word-processors-the-one-with-the-animated-whale-gif/#comment-888 They said they fired the paperclip, but he is included in Office 2003. Why would Microsoft lie to us? They said they fired the paperclip, but he is included in Office 2003. Why would Microsoft lie to us?

]]> http://doesthisblogmakemybuttlookbig.com/2004/07/26/melville-and-word-processors-the-one-with-the-animated-whale-gif/#comment-887 Wed, 28 Jul 2004 01:29:07 +0000 http://doesthisblogmakemybuttlookbig.com/2004/07/26/melville-and-word-processors-the-one-with-the-animated-whale-gif/#comment-887 Gee, I thought the whale was white? Maybe I better read on...but which version???? Gee, I thought the whale was white?
Maybe I better read on…but which version????

]]> http://doesthisblogmakemybuttlookbig.com/2004/07/26/melville-and-word-processors-the-one-with-the-animated-whale-gif/#comment-886 Tue, 27 Jul 2004 22:06:15 +0000 http://doesthisblogmakemybuttlookbig.com/2004/07/26/melville-and-word-processors-the-one-with-the-animated-whale-gif/#comment-886 Thanks! Almost makes ya feel bad for the guy. Nah. Thanks! Almost makes ya feel bad for the guy. Nah.

]]> http://doesthisblogmakemybuttlookbig.com/2004/07/26/melville-and-word-processors-the-one-with-the-animated-whale-gif/#comment-885 Tue, 27 Jul 2004 20:32:50 +0000 http://doesthisblogmakemybuttlookbig.com/2004/07/26/melville-and-word-processors-the-one-with-the-animated-whale-gif/#comment-885 Whoops. Here's the link <a href="http://www.microsoft.com/taiwan/office/clippy/" rel="nofollow">again.</a> Whoops. Here’s the link again.

]]> http://doesthisblogmakemybuttlookbig.com/2004/07/26/melville-and-word-processors-the-one-with-the-animated-whale-gif/#comment-884 Tue, 27 Jul 2004 20:31:07 +0000 http://doesthisblogmakemybuttlookbig.com/2004/07/26/melville-and-word-processors-the-one-with-the-animated-whale-gif/#comment-884 If you haven't seen them, the "<a href="a href=" rel="nofollow">" Clippy Gets Fired</a>" Office XP flash animations are still available at Microsoft Taiwan. (Special Guest Voice -- Gilbert Gottfried!) If you haven’t seen them, the “” Clippy Gets Fired” Office XP flash animations are still available at Microsoft Taiwan. (Special Guest Voice — Gilbert Gottfried!)

]]> http://doesthisblogmakemybuttlookbig.com/2004/07/26/melville-and-word-processors-the-one-with-the-animated-whale-gif/#comment-883 Tue, 27 Jul 2004 17:28:19 +0000 http://doesthisblogmakemybuttlookbig.com/2004/07/26/melville-and-word-processors-the-one-with-the-animated-whale-gif/#comment-883 that damn paperclip. I knew it wasn't my fault that my writing sucks. that damn paperclip. I knew it wasn’t my fault that my writing sucks.

]]> http://doesthisblogmakemybuttlookbig.com/2004/07/26/melville-and-word-processors-the-one-with-the-animated-whale-gif/#comment-882 Tue, 27 Jul 2004 15:50:30 +0000 http://doesthisblogmakemybuttlookbig.com/2004/07/26/melville-and-word-processors-the-one-with-the-animated-whale-gif/#comment-882 You're right, Scott. I don't think Melville would've liked a patronizing, animated paperclip bossing him around. You’re right, Scott. I don’t think Melville would’ve liked a patronizing, animated paperclip bossing him around.

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