Giving back to the Internet community
Published by Becky S August 13th, 2004 in miscellaneous fluffYeah, I know. It’s passé for bloggers to list the bizarre web searches that result in site traffic. And maybe it’s even a little mean. Lost people are seeking information about walrus penuses or the price of a boob job, and not only do we not have the answers they seek—we mock them!
Well, no longer. Becky S is here to help the lost Googlers. If your first trip to Good Grief! didn’t provide the answer, your second trip will.
Q: How to get a bigger butt?No Tags
A: Yeah, we all wish we had your problem. Showoff. Get out.Q: Blueberries and outsourcing?
A: True, there is a correlation between blueberries and outsourcing. My theory might be politically incorrect, but I’m gonna call it like I see it. It’s all about skin color. Blueberries are blue, and blue collar workers are the most likely outsourcing candidates. Also, outsourcing benefits the bluebloods.Q: Wearing thong in the gym?
A: I cannot think of a good reason to wear a thong in the gym, but I won’t take a position against doing so. After all, you’re only hurting yourself.Q: Why is bullpen blocked at citizens bank park?
Q: The visitor bullpen viewing area is blocked during the game because the dumbasses who built the stadium thought that Philadelphia sports fans could behave like civilized human beings, which is totally insulting.Q: Jogging braless?
A: Only if you’ve got small boobs or fake ones.
well well well–i go away and you are slamming thongs and falsies!
FYI-i do not wear my thong to the gym and even with my semi-falsies–its a jog bra or bust
(almost hurt myself with that little pun!)
WHOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOO i’m home!
how’s your life been? We’re having a hurricane tomorrow. Don’t be surprised if i wash up on your doorstep.
Wasn’t there a guy at your gym who was grossing everyone out with his tight shorts? Looks like he’s preparing to go one better - watch out!
Actually the Phillies originally had the upper bullpen and there was no issue. But the lower one has a better view of the field and no stairs to climb so they switched and then they started blocking it.
Big butts are in thanks to the fab J-lo! Lot’s of people (of both sexes and sexual orientation) are getting butt implants, which sometimes explode. I know someone who wears a thong to the gym—and it’s always showing—in fact, there are many people at my gym with thongs. I’m pretty sure these people are aware of what they are doing. I am not endorsing this behavior and think that there are several solutions to it—it does seem counterproductive to doing deep squats. By the way, since my boss just left for vacation, I feel free to play your mix of the week—and it’s streaming fine.
I noticed something here yesterday that I almost commented on. In the “recent referrers to Good Grief!” section on the bottom right there was a google search listed - I forget the precise search but it was something like ‘fair girls with t*ties of breast’. It made me chuckle at work - which is rare
Glenn, I saw that too, and it cracked me up. I have a script to eliminate most search engine referrals, but every once in a while, someone slips through (this one came from google.ae, wherever that is).
Exploding butt implants? Maybe that’s why thongs are so popular–people are trying to protect their precious cheeks.
Tintil, I don’t know if short shorts guy wears a thong at the gym–I don’t want to encourage him by staring.
Finally, a big WHATEVER to Clair. My answer about the bullpen is much better than yours.
Penuses????
A new word or the Philly spelling of the sacred stem?
Philip–the word penus is from the title of a book that I referenced in this post.
Sorry. I haven’t dated in a while. I didn’t know the latest buzz words.
Hey, if I don’t correct you people might stop trusting your posts. They will think that everything you say is just for entertainment value and have no merit (although I can assure everyone that you are correct in your statement that I am hot).
That last one was from me. I forgot to add my name.
Clair, I’m very curious about your hotness–sure Becky attests to it–but it would be good for you to supply some evidence.
Can I be hot too?
Becky I am happy to be an impartial judge of male hotness–I think you could have Dana, the REFORMED crack whore and myself as the committee–and then you could weigh in if there was a tie. How are you Dana? Hopefully safe and dry and eating something not jsut out of a cooler. Of course, we are going to need some evidence of why someone is hot–pictorial or written.
And why not add Tintil and Superwoman to the committee for good measure?
On another note–if you could add a spell check to this comment section, I would be thrilled. Why use my brain when machines can do the work?