Boys lie and kind of stink
Published by Becky S August 25th, 2004 in miscellaneous fluff
It’s just one harmless little sign in an entire book of harmless little signs–a birthday gift from Special K. But someone had the nerve to sneak into my office and leave a note. If you look carefully, you can see that the note-leaver USED MY HELLO KITTY TAPE. The Hello Kitty tape is not for everyday use. Coming in here and leaving mean notes? That qualifies as everyday use, i.e., not appropriate for Hello Kitty tape.
By the way, here’s what the note says:
No TagsMs. S,I find this degrading, offensive, and hostile. Please apologize profusely and make reparations of $1,000,000,000,000 to the IT Security Dude retirement fund.
I was at the King of Prussia mall over the weekend, and I visited the Hello Kitty store.
Those Japanese people sure are wacky.
There’s a Hello Kitty store in King of Prussia? Why do people not tell me these things? Though I’d pretty much rather have my eyes gauged out than go to the King of Prussia mall.
Yes, the Japanese are a wacky people.
oh make no mistake my friend, a criminal who placed that note deviously and with such obvious malicious intent knew what he was doing and used the Hello Kitty tape with forethought and to underscore his point. How do i know it was a man, you ask??
because boys lie and kind of stink.
EVERYONE knows THAT!
Why does your Hello Kitty tape look like plain old tape? Oh and your sign is not harmless. It makes me feel sad inside.
Clair, the original doesthisblogmakemybuttlookbig hottie, the Hello Kitty is regular tape but in a adorable dispenser (note the hot pink in the background. It’s always good to get Becky random Hello Kitty items. Wait, is that why she declared you hot? And Becky, as someone who likes boys I think you should flip the sign to another one.
HEY! Boys do NOT stink. *sniff* oh wait, um, It wasn’t me, it was the dog!
But if the tape just regular tape and the dispenser is the Hello Kitty part, why can’t you use the tape?
Uh, yeah, I’ve heard that one about the dog before.
See how Clair is asking silly questions? That is why he stinks.
I agree with Clair. If the tape was typical (from the office storeroom closet), how do you know it was Kitty tape? Was the Kitty tape dispensor moved or misplaced? Did you dust it for finger prints.
And another thing. Why do girlie girls wear stink-pretty things? Maybe we all stink (at times)!
and one other thing? I was always told there are not silly questions ….hum or was it there are no dumb questions?
(just asking a question…does that make me stink also? Damn another question!!!
Sorry about the whole tape incident. There was no malice aforethought. To make up for it, I’ll buy you more Hello Kitty Tape, along with a Betty Boop binder, Strawberry Shortcake scissors, and Mr. Magoo mouse pad once you pay me the reparations of ___1 Trillion Dollars___ Notice how I underscored my point?