Big sky country
Published by Becky S September 10th, 2004 in newsy
Things I do not know, despite leaving for Montana in less than 24 hours:
- Name of hotel, motel, lodge, and/or tent. God, I hope it’s not a tent.
- Airline.
- Count of available, clean underwear.
- Is it sweater weather in Montana?
- Why is vacation during the week of the Franz Ferdinand/Futureheads show, the Old 97’s show, the Drive-By Truckers show, the Northern Liberties music festival, the Austin City Limits music festival, and the second week of the Philadelphia Fringe Festival?
- Rental car company.
- Where on the Internet did I make these reservations, anyway?
- Who will water the plants?
- Seriously, where are the receipts for these reservations?
- Why I am fucking around on the weblog instead of looking for the damn receipts?
Good Grief! will be on auto-pilot next week.
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Tent can be good as you will be in touch with nature. Isn’t Montana known for its nature type things? Like trees or something. I am quite ignorant of these things.
I hear its beautiful. Unlike Lancaster County.
Re: the airline, did you read the onion’s infograph on budget airline perks? I personally liked Song’s offerings.
I can water the plants, just leave the key under my door.
Superwoman, you are truly a marvel. What’s more, I think you already have the key.
Sam, I want a big sheepdog on the plane.
I must dispute your Lancaster County comment (I grew up there). True, it’s becoming crowded and overdeveloped, but it’s still beautiful if you know where to go. Don’t let the smell of cow shit deter you–it’s really quite lovely.
I lived in Lancaster County for little over a year. I was unable to see beyond the strip malls and cow dung smell and overweight people. You see cow dung smell really is a big deterent.
As an overweight man I feel compelled to say that I do not enjoy the smell of cow dung.
That is all.
Hey everyone! What does everyone feel about hijacking This Big Butt Blog?
When Becky is away her commenters will play!
Have a great trip, Becky! Although, I have to admit that Philadelphia sounds better than Montana. But, who knows, I haven’t been to either one.
By the way, watch out for da’ bearz!
Bear explosion in Montana (not literally)
Sam-Heheh.
Let me get this straight. Some obviously scatty woman masquerading as Britney Spears is off to Montana for a short break to stare at cow paddies. Won’t that happening make Butte look big with this? I think we should open up the trackbacks and make it impossible to read all the mark-ups when she returns. We would do it in the spirit of Brotherly Love.
Knock knock-Anybody home?