Business Intelligence Zeppelin

He is busy making a PowerPoint presentation for Important People. We had words.

Boss-across-the-hall: Please review these slides.
Me: [5 minutes later] Technically, what comprises the e-mail system is incorrect. The whole comprises its parts. The parts compose the whole.
BOTH: Really? Well, I like the way comprises sounds. I’ll keep it.
Me: What about The e-mail system comprises the following items…?
BOTH: Nah.
Me: I can’t work under these conditions. I quit.

Well, I don’t really quit. I suspect that boss-across-the-hall’s recent rash grammar decisions are stress-related (his dog recently turned yellow and was diagnosed with jaundice). Also, I have to give him props for one-upping my conference bike idea. He proposed adding a team Zeppelin to next year’s budget (available through Neiman Marcus–only $10,000,000 plus parking). Indeed, the soulless office park is composed of many smart-asses.

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10 Responses to “Boss-across-the-hall update: comprise versus compose”  

  1. Gravatar Icon 1 Sam

    “Well, I like the way comprises sounds. I’ll keep it.”

    Boss-across-the-hall sounds like he is a bit across the hall.

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 Becky

    He’s been a little loopy lately. He was singing “Strangers in the Night” while putting the final touches on the presentation.

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 Dave

    This picture appears in the back of my mind whenever someone mentions zeppelins. (Yeah, it happens a lot.) It’s not Photoshopped — I scanned it out of some book. Really.

    Note: it looks like the blimp is soaring above the Drexel Shaft.

  4. Gravatar Icon 4 Becky

    Not Photoshopped, eh? Yeah, and a bear grabbed my ass.

    Could you please elaborate on the Drexel shaft? I attended that fine institution but never heard much talk about the shaft.

  5. Gravatar Icon 5 Dave

    I’m extremely surprised that you’ve never heard much about the Shaft. The Princeton Review even talks about it in their Drexel writeup. It’s quite amusing.

    Well — according to Wikipedia:
    When people think they are getting a bad deal from the University, they often refer to it as getting the “Drexel Shaft”. The Drexel Shaft is also a structure on campus, and according to university legend the structure grows one more inch every time a student is shafted.

    For a wonderful Shaft animation (clean) created by Newgrounds‘ Tom Fulp, see drexelshaft.com.

    Go Dragons.

  6. Gravatar Icon 6 Becky

    I was going to plead ignorance due to attending Drexel as a part-time grad student. The experience consisted of visiting the Rush building once a week for 3 years–hardly a way to become immersed in all things Drexel.

    But then I asked boss-across-the-hall, who went through the same program, and he knew all about the shaft, the website, and the game.

    So it really is extremely surprising that I didn’t know about the shaft.

  7. Gravatar Icon 7 Becky

    Oh, wait…boss-across-the-hall was in the program full time. So I stand by my original excuse.

  8. Gravatar Icon 8 Dave

    No, it’s actually a good thing you haven’t heard about it. If you had, it would probably mean you were royally screwed by Drexel.

  9. Gravatar Icon 9 Theresa

    We have a blimp, uh, blimping? around DC right now. Do they fly? Float? What?

    Anyway, they just alerted us so we wouldn’t think it was a UFO. Because they like to keep us informed.

  10. Gravatar Icon 10 Becky

    Dave, I wouldn’t say I was royally screwed. However, the way the MSIS credits work is a big scam:
    - MSIS requires more credit hours to complete than most graduate programs
    - Not to worry! The classes are 4 credits instead of 3, so you’re not actually taking more classes than the average graduate program
    - But….we will charge you by the credit hour

    It was really my former employer who got the brunt of the Drexel shaft.

    Theresa: I see that the defense department is testing a blimp in DC today–is that the one you saw? In the article the blimp is flying.