Archive for September, 2004



Before waxing poetic about the wonders of the Waterton-Glacier International Peace Park, I’d like to get something off my chest.
Rain every day? Not ideal, but the park is beautiful in any weather. Terrible food? No problem—I brought along some soy nuts and Kashi Go-Lean Protein Bars. Loud motherfuckers in […]

Glacier National Park

Well, scratch one item off of the lifetime “places to see” list. Despite the cold, the rain, and the bears, visiting Glacier National Park was a fantastic experience.

montana

Arts pick rerun

I’m in Montana, and Good Grief! is in re-runs. This is my favorite arts pick because the comments are hysterical. Read the comments!
Today’s arts pick is an extremely dark and haunting piece. The predominant theme of the installation is, of course, the angst of modern day isolation. By depicting a common […]

Thanks to Keeny D for this link to yet another funny t-shirt site.

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Eastern State Penitentiary

Is this what they mean by shabby chic? Actually, it’s a jail cell–Al Capone stayed here during his eight month stint at Philadelphia’s Eastern State Penitentiary. The furniture is not original (he took it with him), but it depicts Capone’s posh digs. He also bought instruments for the prison band and uniforms […]

Mix of the week: covers edition

This week’s mix features covers. Some are better than the originals, and some are just weird. There’s a healthy dose of twang in the middle of the playlist. How I love twang.
The last (secret) song isn’t a cover–it’s a fun mashup treat obtained via Said the Gramophone.

Bran Van 3000 – Cum on […]

Big sky country

Things I do not know, despite leaving for Montana in less than 24 hours:

Name of hotel, motel, lodge, and/or tent. God, I hope it’s not a tent.
Airline.
Count of available, clean underwear.
Is it sweater weather in Montana?
Why is vacation during the week of the Franz Ferdinand/Futureheads show, the Old 97’s show, the Drive-By Truckers show, […]

He foiled my plan to volunteer him as a model for the organization’s annual charity fashion show. It was a valiant attempt, nonetheless–especially the part where I remembered the delegate permissions on his e-mail account.

From: CIO
Sent: Friday, September 10, 2004 10:00 AM
To: IT - Department
Subject: FW: Fashion Show Models Wanted
Importance: High
I would love to […]

Not surprisingly, Ken Klein does not have good news to share in this week’s Market Report. Executive summary:

Major problems with oranges.
Lemon prices are expected go up.
Pears and grapes are our only hope right now.

Read on for his entire report.

The Market Report, by Ken Klein
Klein’s Supermarket, 2401 Pennsylvania Avenue, Philadelphia
Our Hours: M-F 8 AM to […]

Men are so fickle

I had to find out from Scott that Viggo Mortensen was in Philly and didn’t even call.
I wonder if Viggo is a Pat’s man or a Geno’s man?
UPDATE!
Both Geno’s and Pat’s post celebrity photos (here and here, respectively). Viggo Mortensen doesn’t appear on either site.
UPDATE 2: Couldn’t take the scrolling text anymore. […]