Why do these toilets persist in giving unsolicited advice? This is a picture of a toilet in Old City. This toilet should mind its own business. Not that it matters, since my blonde hair is totally natural.
Then there was that artsy-fartsy toilet (also in Old City), reminding us of society’s eroding boundaries.
And then, on Saturday night, an annoyingly perky toilet was lurking around the ATM at Fourth and Market.
Real eyes? Well thank god I decided not to get those glass eye implants.
“my blonde hair is totally natural”
And I will be Britney’s next husband…after Max of Raabe that is.
Real eyes? Is the usage of coloured contacts really on a par with coloured hair? And besides, there’s nothing wrong with coloured hair, provided you’re worth it*.
*Loreal ™
Then I’ll stick with the fake guys. I’ll be makin’ fakin’ all night while the toilet comforts miss natural.
You guys are funny…it’s important not to let your toilet sass you.
Re: the blonde hair. I am so totally worth it.
Bernard, if you’re implying that my blonde hair isn’t real, then yeah–you missed your opportunity to be my next husband (after Max).
drat…double drat.
A toilet should be seen, not heard. And preferably the lid should be shut, too.
Why did you share your antagonistic toilets with us? why oh why?
Consider it a pubic public service.
“pubic public service”
Thanks Becky, that was a great comment.
Maybe we should replace those annoying public service announcements that are on TV with announcements from toilets.