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Boss-across-the-hall update: outsourced to orangutans!

Published by Becky S November 16th, 2004 in boss-across-the-hall

Boss-across and I recently had a very disturbing conversation:

Boss-across-the-hall: Tell me again about the secret table that’s missing from our database diagram?

Becky: What secret table?

BATH: The one you told me about earlier.

Becky: You didn’t find it yet? I said that so you’d get out of my office. I’m busy finishing up these stored procedure before next week’s code freeze.

BATH: How’s that going?

Becky: I’m done with the hard stuff, and I’m working on the audit code, which is very repetitive. Given enough time, a bunch of monkeys with typewriters could probably write it.

BATH: How much do you think that would cost?

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5 Responses to “Boss-across-the-hall update: outsourced to orangutans!”  

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  1. Gravatar Icon 1 Jen Nov 16th, 2004 at 1:33 PM

    Maybe BATH hasn’t found it because it’s a ’secret’ table.

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 Dave Nov 16th, 2004 at 3:47 PM

    I just hope you’ll outsource to American monkeys.

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 Clair Nov 16th, 2004 at 4:14 PM

    Send him this link:

    http://www.newtechusa.com/ppi/main.asp

  4. Gravatar Icon 4 Becky Nov 16th, 2004 at 9:38 PM

    I will certainly not send him that link!

  5. Gravatar Icon 5 Jen Nov 16th, 2004 at 10:50 PM

    How about sending him this link?

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