Comments on: Schwa, bITch, deleted Market Report

by: Sassy J

Wed, 08 Dec 2004 20:21:27 +0000

There is a cereal restuarant that just opened on 36th and Walnut in the heart of Penn’s campus, called Cereality. That’s right–they are serving up Captain Crunch and milk, with or without extra toppings. I forget which megachain’s brainchild this is–but if it becomes a success it will start popping up everywhere. The employees wear pajamas as their uniform. US entreprenuership combined with consumer laziness at it’s finest.

by: Scott

Wed, 08 Dec 2004 07:11:34 +0000

For my online ramblings I use one space, but when I am writing something to be read on the printed page, I use two. But that is just me.

Now, I must point out that I am no expert on the appeal of dressing up in an animal (or mascot) suit and having sex, so I really can’t comment on the appeal. I know it doesn’t appeal to me.

Or does it?

No, no it doesn’t.

Ahh recycled humor, the best kind there is.

by: Sassy J

Tue, 07 Dec 2004 20:00:54 +0000

Hmmmm–I stand corrected. It must be Furries–because most of these mascots do have some nice poly-something-fur thing going on. However, I was led to believe that any fully-costumed character is included in this category regardless of fur or lack thereof (e.g. Snow White). I suppose the appeal is anonymity? Scott? Because I can’t image anyone finds the Philly Phanatic sexy (although apparently some people do)–plus, how would one complete the act with such girth and other impediments involved?

And on a totally unrelated note, with no segue–I was recently told that the standard two spaces after a period is a thing of the past. I am so archaic. Please Ms. Blog Grammarian, guide us in this pressing matter.

by: Sam

Tue, 07 Dec 2004 03:08:32 +0000

I think furries that the people that want to have sex with people dressed in fur.

Furbie could be some new hip slang term for “refurbished” or it is the name given to those owlish, creepy looking dolls that were all the rage during Christmas one year.

by: Scott

Tue, 07 Dec 2004 02:13:41 +0000

I do believe that those people are known as ‘furries’ and not furbies, but I am far from an expert on this matter.

Or am I?

Yes, yes I am.

by: Becky

Mon, 06 Dec 2004 19:07:44 +0000

Elucidate? Well, the question was directed at you, Sassy, so I didn’t want to step on you toes as resident furry expert.

by: Sassy J

Mon, 06 Dec 2004 18:46:07 +0000

Becky–I’m surprised you did not elucidate. As I recall, “furbies” (or is it furries?) are people who fantasize having sex with mascots, or sex as dressed as a mascot. I’m assuming sesame street and disney characters count.

by: Beth

Sat, 04 Dec 2004 05:19:54 +0000

NO MARKET REPORT????????? i am undone.

(Cereal restaurant?)

by: Scott

Sat, 04 Dec 2004 05:07:51 +0000

Sassy, are you talking about furbies (cute toys that were a big hit awhile back), or ‘furries,’ which are another matter all together?

by: Becky

Sat, 04 Dec 2004 01:40:54 +0000

Just remember, your interpretations of this picture say more about you than they do about me.