Alas, a cell phone!

big ass ass cell phone

UPDATE: It really is a cell phone, but I have not joined the ranks of the cellulites. This phone was a gift from my yet-to-be-nicknamed mother, who read somewhere that merely waving a cell phone around will thwart would-be attackers. I found it when cleaning out the ghetto car’s glove box.


7 Responses to “Alas, a cell phone!”  

  1. Gravatar Icon 1 Dave

    No… really?

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 dana

    is that 80’s version cell phone or does it have a growth hormone problem??
    i mean really that is the biggest phone i have ever seen in this century.

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 Jen

    A friend of mine has a big cell phone and we refer to it as the Zack Morris cell phone.

  4. Gravatar Icon 4 very metal

    glad other readers thought the alleged “cell phone” looks a little large — my initial thought was that it looks more like a cordless phone than a cellular phone. no offense intended.

  5. Gravatar Icon 5 Clair

    It looks like a walkie-talkie, complete with the orange morse code button.

  6. Gravatar Icon 6 Becky

    Jen’s link gave me an idea. Maybe I can put the phone on eBay!

  7. Gravatar Icon 7 Scott

    It is no Hello, Kitty cell phone, I can tell ya that.