License plate contest winner!
Published by Becky S January 21st, 2005 in newsy
The big day is finally here. I know that many of you lost sleep last night wondering who would win the Good Grief! license plate contest. Without further ado…
Oh, except to say that I picked up Ghetto II last Saturday, and the car is so shiny and new-looking that I can’t really call it Ghetto II. And for three days I drove around happily and then Thursday morning some mid-life crisis dude in a Porsche Boxster rear-ended me at a yellow light, creating a big dent in the back bumper. He was very considerate and responsible and insured and probably just downright thankful that I’m not some knucklehead who will fake a neck injury and sue him, but still.
…Anyway, the winner is none other than Sassy J:
LHOOQ: This ties together many of your blog entries–ass, hotness, your shout out to the international world. Marcel Duchamp drew a mustache and goatee on Leonardo’s Mona Lisa, and wrote LHOOQ underneath. If you pronounce the letters in French, you get “Elle a chaud au cul,” which translates colloquially as “She is hot in the ass.”
You guys are pretty funny; however, Sassy’s entry demonstrates a thorough understanding of this weblog’s fundamental principles, and I love the idea of having my own automobile Da Vinci Code. Thanks to everyone who entered! Sassy, look for one pound of Wilbur buds coming your way.
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Yeah! I am honored to have won in the midst of so many worth entries.
I was at an advantage–because I already know you have a hot ass–and now the world outside your kickboxing class(or at least the art savvy and blog savvy world) will know it too.
What a lovely surprise–especially welcome after missing work this morning to retrieve my car (and paying beaucoup bucks) to the friggin Philadelphia Parking Authority who towed it to the middle of nowhere from what I thought was a legit spot 2 blocks from my apartment. Well at least it wasn’t stolen. Chocolate will soothe all that.
What a load of crap. You just didn’t want to have to go very far to give the prize away.
I thought that was the best, too.
so…are you really “hot in the ass”?
It’s sad how Clair wants to tarnish Sassy J’s moment in the sun by making false accusations about the integrity of the license plate contest.
Sassy, I was typing this entry when you called last night, wondering where your car was. I’m glad you found it but sorry about the long trek to towed car land. If you have it in a good spot, don’t move it–snow’s coming! I wish I had some chocolate to give you tonight; alas, you will have to settle for shoo-fly pie.
jt, hotness in the ass is a matter of personal taste; anonymity on the interweb doesn’t really exist, by the way (bernard, ahem)
Yay, Sassy J! Ceci n’est pas une pipe. Oh wait– wrong artist.
Clair is funny. Sassy is clever.
Well done Sassy J. I studied German at school rather than French so I would never have worked it out but, having read the translation, it’s very clever. Enjoy the Wilbur buds!
Actually, “Elle a chaud au cul.” means “Her ass is warm.”.
The french equivalent for “She is hot in the ass.” is “Elle a chaud dans le cul.”.
Both sentences are similar, but don’t quite mean the same thing.
With a “Elle a chaud au cul.” plate, people (who speak french) might think you have seat warmers in your Ghetto II. Not necessarily a bad thing!