The City Paper’s most recent cover story discusses Philadelphia’s ailing public transportation system and ways to revamp it*. I was innocently reading along, agreeing with some of the ideas, until I saw this monstrosity:

SEPTA [Southeastern Pennsylvania Transportation Authority] could incentivize riders in creative ways…

Ouch. I thought we’d seen the last of incentivize when Donald Rumsfeld was going to incentivize the Afghans back in 2001.

*Don’t worry, the article did not mention the SEPTA token investment plan. Good Grief! readers can still get in on the ground floor of this scheme.


3 Responses to “We will not be incentivized!”  

  1. Gravatar Icon 1 Sassy J

    That really complexifies the issue for us. Or does it issuefy it? Let’s all make up pseudowords. Wordify the journalizing (like ebonics for journalists). Whee.

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 Woodstock

    I’m just…I’m stunned into speechlessness. I think I’ll go home and speed read “Eats Shoots & Leaves” now. And if that doesn’t work, possibly the entire compact OED.

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 Becky

    Ebonicize journalism? Surely that comment was not meant in seriousness.