the President never calls me--I always call him

Becky: Hello, is George there?

Switchboard: May I tell the President who’s calling?

Becky: It’s me—Becky S.

Switchboard: Hello, Becky! Just one moment.

President Bush: Hi, Becky. I was gonna call you, but someone hacked into the address book of my cell phone, and I had to replace the whole thing. Lost a bunch of numbers.

Becky: Is that how Condoleezza got my number? She called, like, thirty times last week, even though I told her she couldn’t borrow my boots for the big Germany trip. Normally it wouldn’t be a problem, but I needed them for New York this weekend.

Becky: Anyway, we haven’t talked since the election. I just wanted to call and welcome you back from Europe.

President Bush: What a fun trip. That Chirac isn’t such a bad guy, and I love his name—Jacques Chirac. It’s so cool how that rhymes! If you say it in a low voice, Jacques Chirac sounds like a Marvel comics bad guy.

Becky: It’s true. Ever since Megawati Sukarnoputri lost the election, Jacques Chirac’s position as world leader with the best name is pretty much uncontested.

Becky: But listen. I’m a little pissed that you didn’t even give me credit for the making nice with France idea. I know you got that from my weblog. Bloggers are powerful people, and you should not cross them. Me and my blog buddies could totally get you fired.

President Bush: Er, maybe. Okay, you’re right. Please don’t fire me.


9 Responses to “C-list bloggers get no credit, even when they shape foreign policy”  

  1. Gravatar Icon 1 Christopher

    HAHAHA! I wish I could have a few words with the man myself! Let me know the next time you speak with him!

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 George Bush

    Becky, I thought this was private conversation - I can’t believe you posted it all over the Internets. Dagnabbit! - George W.

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 Dick C.

    Becky, you know I’m in charge at the White House, why don’t you ever call me?

    It’s because of that Viggo character isn’t it? Well I might need to arrange a little ‘meeting’ with him.

  4. Gravatar Icon 4 Karl Rove

    Dick C? Everyone knows that I’m in charge around here.

  5. Gravatar Icon 5 Sassy J

    Go Condi! I didn’t know she had that in her. I wonder if her fashion selections forces her to take more limos/governemnt transport–when others could just walk.

    What’s this self-deprecating C-list blogger crap? You are an A in my book.

  6. Gravatar Icon 6 Dick C.

    Karl, who let you out of your cage? Was it George? I’ve told me time and time again that the cage is a grown up thing and not a toy.

    I have my eye on all of you so called ‘bloggers,’ and you too Karl.

  7. Gravatar Icon 7 Becky

    Whatever, Dick C. I am not scared of you. I take kickboxing, you know.

  8. Gravatar Icon 8 Marjo M

    You run with a fast crowd! :P

  9. Gravatar Icon 9 Tom

    You aren’t really claiming that Jacques Chirac’s name is cooler than the person who beat Megawati Sukarnoputri— Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono? Anyone with a middle name of Bambang is cool in my book.