Comments on: Salvador Dali, a WTF role model

by: Sassy J

Wed, 16 Mar 2005 19:08:44 +0000

JJ and RR–Robert Rauschenberg. And to clarify–I was trying to post as my boss came into my office previously–am chagrined to have misspelled Gauguin.

by: Becky

Wed, 16 Mar 2005 00:18:51 +0000

Oh my. Clarification–I’m a Picasso woman in terms of the art that I enjoy.

I love your stories about the dark underbelly of the art world. I forget–who did you say Jasper Johns was sleeping?

by: Sassy J

Tue, 15 Mar 2005 23:50:34 +0000

Becky—how can you say you are a Picasso Woman? Here’s some quotes from your link above:

“Like all the women in his life, Dora was cruelly abused emotionally by the narcissistic Picasso.”

“Uniquely among Picasso’s women, Françoise eventually left Picasso in 1953 because of his abusive treatment and infidelities. This came as a severe blow to Picasso, who was used to submissive women who lived for whatever scraps of affection or attention he deigned to give them.”

And don’t even get me started about Gaugin giving deathy syphilis to young girls 40 years younger them him–repeatedly which killed them. My advice, stay away from artist–dead or alive for romantic encounters.

Please, stick with Viggo and redeem yourself!

by: Becky

Mon, 14 Mar 2005 07:30:36 +0000

To fully appreciate the above, one has to know Superwoman’s Husband in real life and be able to hear the voice along with the commentary.

SWH, I hear you.

by: SuperwomansHusband

Sat, 12 Mar 2005 05:42:08 +0000

This guy was a COMPLETE wack job. He had amazing talent, some of the paintings had the most detailed tiny images I’ve ever seen, but come on. He shaves his head, bury’s it in the sand and then takes picures with a shellfish on his head to signify some type of intelligent bullshit. Geez dude, lighten up.

by: very metal

Fri, 11 Mar 2005 23:48:35 +0000

How will we succeed on quizzes like these without fake art reviews?

by: yoko

Fri, 11 Mar 2005 23:16:46 +0000

oh my goodness– ants on the banner. What’s next, a rotting goat’s head?

I hope to see the Dali exhibit next week!

by: Scott

Fri, 11 Mar 2005 20:31:14 +0000

Darn it, I’ve got nothing and you know it.

Ah well, what can ya do?

Ok, this is my last inane comment of the day. I hope.

by: Becky

Fri, 11 Mar 2005 19:21:02 +0000

Don’t be silly, Scott. Viggo gave me his number years ago.

Brad, if I can dish out sarcastic and pointless comments on other peoples’ weblogs, well….

by: Scott

Fri, 11 Mar 2005 18:56:44 +0000

Many of my best sentences are the second ones, but it is your lose I suppose.

I was going to tell you that I got Viggo’s private phone number, and he told me to let any interested ladies know, but I suppose it wasn’t meant to be.