Personal coaching follow-ups
Published by Becky S April 7th, 2005 in sports, miscellaneous fluff, food
With the exception of one problem client*, my life coaching experiment is going well. As promised, I have feedback for those who took advantage of the free special.
Viggo Mortensen can’t get a date with his favorite blogger. Sorry, Viggo, but you are yesterday’s news. I’ve moved on.
Yoko wants advice on how to become a shepherd. Yoko, it is essential to forge a strong connection with your future charges. You wouldn’t become a nanny without first meeting the kids, right? I recommend a pilgrimage to the 9th Street DiBruno Brothers, where you can ask one of the hot male cheese experts to let you sample the sheep’s milk wares. Because I’m a life coach who goes the extra mile, I will accompany you on this journey.
Very metal needs clarification on the infield fly rule. Very metal, you seem like an intelligent guy who is perfectly capable of using the many Internet resources at your disposal. Obviously, a psychological barrier prevents you from fully absorbing the infield fly rule, so technical elaborations are useless. Instead, you need to look within yourself. Do you have residual trauma from being forced to play uber-left field in little league? Did your childhood pet get hit by a car when chasing a baseball? Find the barrier that prevents enlightenment, and you will understand the infield fly rule!
Scott wonders what can go up a chimney down but can’t go down a chimney up. An umbrella! It’s a good thing this is a free trial, Scott; otherwise, that answer would’ve cost you a buck and a half.
Finally, Jen, who graduates from law school in May, wants a job. Jen, your timing is excellent. Hang out a shingle and milk the red-hot living will market!
*The problem client is Type E (aka Wade Bloggs), who is trying to get off coffee. I don’t know if I can help him.
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Oh darn– I thought we were going to visit sheep. I’ll gladly settle for DiBruno’s, though. Sheep’s milk cheese and hot male cheese experts– those are two very good reasons to get into the shepherding business!
Don’t worry, Yoko. My plan for you will be executed in several phases. First we visit cheese, then we visit sheep.
I think reducing my coffee intake by 50 percent after one week is a fine example of your excellent life coaching skills. I think I’ll celebrate with an espresso.
You’re doing a fine job getting me off coffee - you’ve reduced my intake by 50 percent after just one week.
I think I’ll celebrate with an espresso.
Type E, I think you need to get your coffee intake down some more. You are repeating yourself. Must be the shakes.
There were bound to be some side effects from withdrawal…
Not only are you my life coach, but you are PSYCHIC!
Jen, I confess to missing that entry, so I’m more spacey than psychic (unless you’re a hot cheese expert–then I pay close attention).
Scott, can I hire you as a subcontractor to coach Type E? I’m getting nowhere…
Actually since you missed the entry, that’s even more proof that you’re psychic.
Viggo Mortensen can’t get a date with his favorite blogger. Sorry, Viggo, but you are yesterday’s news. I’ve moved on.
Well it is important to have some standards!
Becky, I can try and teach Type E how to get off the coffee like I got off the Pepsi.. though I’m not sure he would like it.
(My method involves immediate cessation of whatever offend behavior is occurring, in my case the consumption of massive amounts of Pepsi).
This Buy Lamisil character’s got it right on! Of course, if the Lamisil comment gets deleted, this comment will look even dumber than it already does. Oh well.
Sorry, very metal. I had to give Buy Lamisil the boot.