Piss somewhere else
Published by Becky S April 18th, 2005 in philadelphia
Wow, that last post was cheesy. Is this still a Philadelphia weblog? Hell, yeah. Just to prove it, here’s a picture of the next door neighbor’s latest sign. He likes to make signs.
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What does the bottom part say?
I see your “Piss Somewhere Else” and raise you a “Do Not Pee Here”
Whoops! Here’s that “Do Not Pee Here” link:
http://frymax.typepad.com/ipsophoto/2004/10/do_not_pee.html
Clair, I couldn’t quite make out the bottom part.
Mark–broken linkey!
Ah, got it!
I think it says, ‘You’re killing me.’ I.e. the pee is killing the plant.
I think you’re right, Scott! Let this be a lesson to everyone: don’t pee on plants.
Damn! Every time I find a spot I like…
Just back from San Francisco, we saw some funny signs too. I don’t have pictures but here we go :
- at a small breakfast restaurant, where the kitchen is open and next to the entrance. Sign hanging on the glass in front of the kitchen : ‘Don’t stand here while I am cooking. It stresses me out’.
- in North Beach - the Italian neighborhood - in front of a restaurant : ‘Parking space for Italians only. All others will be towed’ and then ‘If you parka here, I breaka your face’
- my favourite : in front of a begger ‘Please help, I am beerless’
Clair, can you help out the begger?
Right now I think I could help out a lot of beggers.
Do that many Philly pholk have difficulty discerning where to empty their bladders? …I thought Georgia was at the bottom of the eductation food chain!
Not to be grumpy, but I find the “Help, I’m beerless!” or “Why Lie? Need Beer” approach to pan-handling kind of tiresome. A drag, even. It was kind of amusing the first time, but after seeing about a ka-jillion of them, they strike me as kind of insulting and/or demeaning to all involved. Hrumph.
Actually #cake, we are at the top of the education food chain. The sign was meant for our dogs which can read at a forth grade level.
very metal, it could be worse, you could have seen those signs a ba-zillion times.