Comments on: Pat Burrell’s butt looks just fine

by: hellcat

Sat, 10 Sep 2005 07:56:48 +0000

I’m sorry to inform you all that Pat Burrell’s ass lies in piss most nights due to a slight enuresis problem. I’m not a fan of chocolate myself, but at least the dessert is more sanitary.

by: gia fab

Mon, 27 Jun 2005 15:28:17 +0000

PAT BURRELL IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXY I WOOD LOVE TO MEET HIM I DONT NO WHAT I WOOD DO WELL I LOVE HIM

by: I MET PAT BURRELL

Tue, 14 Jun 2005 00:08:12 +0000

I MET PAT BURRELL AND I SAID TO HIM YOU R HOT AND HE SAID TO ME YOUR HOT TOO

by: Jessika

Sun, 15 May 2005 17:36:41 +0000

Oh, they are delicious!

by: Clair

Fri, 13 May 2005 18:44:04 +0000

And here I thought people sat in LF to see MY ass. How humbling…

by: Liz

Thu, 12 May 2005 22:41:58 +0000

There is NOTHING more delicious than Pat Burrell’s bum… oh baby… I have season tix in LF at Citizen’s Bank Park just so I can look at his ass the whole time. I’ll take his piece of ass over that other slice anytime….. no calories. YUMMY!

by: very metal

Sat, 07 May 2005 00:19:11 +0000

Some of the terminology has been puzzling me a bit. OK, I haven’t signed that many women’s, uh, whatevers, but does one techincally sign “a boob” or “a bosom”? There are just a lot of references to “a boob” being signed and the logistics aren’t quite making sense.

–Puzzled in Texas

by: Sassy J

Fri, 06 May 2005 23:38:15 +0000

Becky if we could invent that camera it might really save millions (billions if we can do a Chinese version) from going through bad dates and relationships!

I noticed Pat Burrell did not use the disclaimer that his girlfriend had OKed his post.

by: Pat Burrell

Fri, 06 May 2005 22:21:45 +0000

Just did a Google ego search and found this site. Erin, when can I have the pleasure of signing your boob again?

So Clair has season tickets near my butt (one of the hottest in the majors, by the way)? And Clair is hot? How old is she?

by: Sherri

Fri, 06 May 2005 20:46:04 +0000

Wait. This ISN’T the fetish site for Hello Kitty, Max Raabe, and the Palaster-Orchestra?

Shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque…