Jim Thome visits the soulless office park
Published by Becky S May 10th, 2005 in sports, miscellaneous fluffI guess Jim Thome got bored on the disabled list, because today he paid a visit to the soulless office park. It’s National Hospital Week, you know.
Buttwise, Thome is no Pat Burrell. No offense, Jim.
I sense some sort of Photoshopped chicanery going on here: as in, who’s that tiny-pupilled person clutching Jim Thome?
Now we know why Thome gets hurt so often - he is made of cardboard.
The anime eyes were not well received, so it’s back to the uncool, tiny pupils.
Type E, I have no idea what you’re talking about.
I imagine that his butt must be pretty flat.
It is absolutely NOT National Hospital Week - it’s National Nurses Week. NHW was thrown up as a smoke screen in a disingenuous effort to bamboozle the public into thinking that there is still an adequate number of nurses taking care of them instead of housekeepers, food service workers and assorted other unlisenced and minimally trained individuals in scrubs. Talk about soulless.
Which is which?
My favorite part is how the shadows don’t match.
Hmmm, Suzette, despite seeing your nusing week posts, it never connected that this event coincided with what is being called national hospital week. Can’t argue that there aren’t enough nurses around, but is hospital week really a smokescreen? I mean, we got ice cream and everything.
Scott, which is which? You can’t tell the difference between me and Jim Thome? Between Jim Thome and Pat Burrell? Between anime me and non-anime me? Between cardboard Thome and real Thome? Please be less ambiguous in future comments as I am easily confused.
You got ice cream? That makes it legit to me. Unless of course there was actual smoke in the smokescreen. But that would probably be bad in a hospital.
Becky, all of the above. You see, I too, confuse easily.
The diabolical plan of the hospital administrators cartel to placate the masses with frozen confections seems to be working. Forget your unanswered call button - here is your plastic spoon! Please don’t tell me that your ice cream was delivered by someone in scrubs who did not have their job title on their name badge.
Uh, I wasn’t there when the ice cream arrived, but the woman operating the cotton candy machine was wearing scrubs. Obviously the diabolical plan is working.
OMG - is Thome that big now?!?
He was such a hottie when he was playing in Cleveland.
Good thing they keep replenishing the teams with new hot young things.
Why is his belt askew? And why would baseball uniforms include a leather belt–that seems counter intuitive to doing athletic activities–I can’t imagine playing tennis or doing yoga with a leather strap cinched to my waist.
Yeah, I saw a picture of Thome in his younger days, and the change is drastic. Too much scrapple and too many cheesesteaks can do that to a person.
Jim Thome is a super nice guy. I met him on the street in NYC two summers ago. It was awesome. He signed my Phillies hat.