Is anyone home?
Published by Becky S June 8th, 2005 in miscellaneous fluff, newsyApproximately four more hours before I ditch the soulless office park and get ready for the great outdoors. Before signing off, however, I must tell you many important things.
- These songs can turn you gay! Thanks to secret comics for directing me to the Weekly World News, because I don’t already subscribe to enough stupid feeds.
- In an interesting twist on the whole upturned-collar debate, Jen proves that men who pop their collars are more likely to frequent strip clubs than men who do not.
- I will not tell you about Dave’s latest contest, which involves suggesting a slogan for his custom-made bracelet. More entries will decrease my chances of winning.
- Should the possibility of casinos in Fishtown affect my decision to buy a house there?
- What kind of red wine do I like?
- Thanks to Moon Pappy for the doorbell picture.

Casinos in Fishtown? That, combined with the mouth-breathing miscreants who live there [and likely won’t leave unless their houses are blown up] and your proximity to the crack whores in Kensington would likely influence any decision to buy there.
Yes, I’m glad I moved out of Fishtown. Oy.
Mac, I hope my mom doesn’t read that.
That’s a really nice doorbell. For years I have been trying to make a non-electric combination doorball/mezuzzah, but have of course, met a lot of resistance.