BigButtBlogCon 2005!

Phillie Phanatic's hot dog gun

I have some fabulous news for those who think that a certain blog-oriented convention scheduled for the Labor Day holiday is just a tad creepy. Register now for my non-creepy convention, which will be held in Philadelphia during the same weekend: the first annual BigButtBlogCon.

Why should you attend BigButtBlogCon? For starters, just look at some of the educational classes being offered:

And that’s just the beginning! The Phillie Phanatic has agreed to deliver the keynote, and entertainment will be provided by Max Raabe.* In addition, don’t forget that the convention coincides with the Philadelphia Fringe Festival—registered BigButtBlogCon attendees will receive a substantial discount on tickets SEPTA token and an El map.

*At least I think that Mr. Raabe is performing. We had a long conversation, but my German is terrible.

UPDATE: Oops, did I subconsciously borrow the word creepy from pesky’apostrophe? Sorry, did not mean to plagiarize!

UDPATE II: To answer Dave’s question, cult members will receive a registration discount and two additional SEPTA tokens.


9 Responses to “BigButtBlogCon 2005!”  

  1. Gravatar Icon 1 autumn

    Count me in! I could use a subway token.

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 Type E

    What is the subject of the Phanatic’s keynote speech?

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 Jay V Mail

    Sign me up. I love that big green guy!

  4. Gravatar Icon 4 Jay V Mail

    Err . . . . thing . . . . . .

  5. Gravatar Icon 5 PLD

    In!!!

  6. Gravatar Icon 6 Dave

    Do your cult members get free access to the classes?

  7. Gravatar Icon 7 Sam

    I also thought that that certain convention was a little bit creepy ™(R). Now I don’t feel too alone in my thoughts.

  8. Gravatar Icon 8 mac

    How dare you attempt to steal my thunder! I’ll give you ‘creepy’! *shakes fist* [and than accidentally punches herself in the eye]

    Personally, I think BigButtBlogCon should have a personal appearance by the faux homeless guy with the little white dog who perches outside the Wawa at 17th & Arch. No convention is complete without it. *grin*

  9. Gravatar Icon 9 Sassy J

    Will we get to ride on the conference bike and wear big butt padding?