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I am famous in the City Paper!

Published by Becky S August 19th, 2005 in philadelphia, wtf?

From this week’s I Love You/I Hate You section of the Philadelphia City Paper:

FUCKING FUCKHEADS -
Attention city drivers: Stay out of Becky’s way. I heard she’s looking into a stun gun.

PS Mom, don’t worry. I am still on a cussing hiatus, but the expletives above are a quote*, so it’s okay.

*Specifically, a quote of a quote of me from before I stopped swearing.

9 Responses to “I am famous in the City Paper!”  

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  1. Gravatar Icon 1 Scott Aug 19th, 2005 at 1:55 PM

    Such language!

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 Anonymous Aug 19th, 2005 at 2:17 PM

    Hey Becky..I’m glad to hear your hiatus is still in effect!

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 Clair Aug 19th, 2005 at 2:34 PM

    Do stun guns work when you are inside a car?

  4. Gravatar Icon 4 Becky Aug 19th, 2005 at 2:36 PM

    Yes.

  5. Gravatar Icon 5 yoko Aug 19th, 2005 at 2:45 PM

    Little known fact: Becky will honk and wave to nice pedestrians as she’s driving through the streets of Philly.

  6. Gravatar Icon 6 Dave Aug 21st, 2005 at 1:14 PM

    A Suggestion: Flame Throwers would be a lot more intimidating than a stun gun.

  7. Gravatar Icon 7 Becky Aug 22nd, 2005 at 12:12 AM

    Dang, I tried to put a flame thrower on my Amazon wishlist, but no luck.

  8. Gravatar Icon 8 Clair Aug 22nd, 2005 at 8:35 AM

    But I mean would they work on someone in another car, not when you accidently stun yourself (and you probably would).

  9. Gravatar Icon 9 Becky Aug 22nd, 2005 at 12:44 PM

    Yes.

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