Archive for September, 2005



Do not be afraid. This Bobby Abreu collectible figurine cannot hurt you.
I must express shock and dismay that the Phillies blogs have fallen short in their coverage of the team’s disappointing Labor Day loss. There’s been talk of poor Endy Chavez and pinch runners who don’t run, but why hasn’t anyone exposed the […]

Fringe toilet tricycle race

From the Festival Guide:
[A] scatological Indianapolis 500 sure to be a highlight in this year’s Festival. Competition will be created by the lucky few racing aloft these johns-on-wheels. Be there to cheer them on as they ponder such uncertainties as - Is the toilet a metaphor for equality? The race a metaphor for life? Portapotties […]

Damn, don’t you hate it when you wake up and the only things you remember about the previous night are some dancing aliens, a large, black lizard with fluorescent pink spots, and a self-propelled rubber ducky on wheels?
It’s that time of year again: the Philly Fringe Festival. Last night I got to see […]