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What kind of person throws away a perfectly good pat of butter?

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Have I mentioned lately how great it is that the Lititz Record Express is online (and RSS-ified) after all these years? Some recent commentary:

While walking home from the linear park this week I nearly collided headlong with a discarded, individually wrapped pat of butter. This innocent little representative of dairy grandeur had been violently slammed against the cold and unforgiving concrete sidewalk that borders Lititz United Methodist Church…Apparently, someone was very angry, and as a result, a promising pat’s life was snuffed out in brutal fashion.

This entry was posted on Tuesday, January 31st, 2006 at 7:00 AM and is filed under travels, food. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

One Response to “What kind of person throws away a perfectly good pat of butter?”

  1. Sassy J Says:
    January 31st, 2006 at 2:54 PM

    Pats of butter, child molesters as school bus drivers, defaced lion heads and murderers? That is quite an impressive collection of Lititz news. Glad to see you are focusing on the dairy products.